January 2012
4 posts
Jan 26th
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Reblog this if you're still a virgin.
agentfire: omgilovedarrencriss: sassyrichter: starkidacciodoublestuff: piercing-whore: I want to see how many people are proud of it. We’re like unicorns ^^ Too majestic for anyone to ride, bahahahah ^lolocaust imma virgin and i kno it :D   im a unicorn, one of the last teenage virgins i feel special
Jan 26th
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Jan 25th
196 notes
Police officer: Anything you say will be held against you.
Me: an attractive person
Police officer: What? I don't get it.
Me: I want an attractive person, probably some celebrity all of Tumblr loves, held against me.
Police officer: Oh I get it. That's pretty good.
Me: Yeah, it gets a lot of notes.
Police officer: But I mean we should probably take you in. I mean it looks like you killed a guy.
Jan 25th
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